someone finally wrote down everything i was feeling

Someone finally wrote down everything I was feeling:

Thanks to all my friends who sent me emails last year! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after you told me that it's good for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease. I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer. I don't leave my car in any parking lot, even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then rob me. I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover. I stopped eating chicken because you told me they were nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab, so that KFC will have something to sell. When I go to parties, I don't drink anything - you said that someone would get me drunk and take my kidneys and leave me in a bathtub full of ice. However, the police are also after me because you said not to pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me. I went bankrupt from the bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse. OOPS! I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on your shoulder tomorrow at 10AM. Here's to an even better informed 2005!

what people will do for......holdon why do people start stupid e-mails...to see if the rest of the world is stupid? attention?