I found this hanging at work. I thought it was funny! hahahhahahahahaha
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember when I am having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Amen.
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