My favorites:

Two of my favorite things: handbags and jewelries!! I got the bag for $20…what a deal! And the necklace was free. FREE. Who doesn’t love that?

I ordered a necklace through a magazine. But when I got the package it was this necklace and not the one I ordered. This was beautiful but I wanted what I ordered which had matching earrings to it. I called them this morning before school to complain and ask them to refund my money.

The man I talked to was very nice. He explained that they had run out of the necklace I had ordered and was substituting this for that one. So I said “Well, I am not satisfied with this product because the one I ordered had earrings to match”. He said he understood my frustration and was sending me the spring catalog that I could choose something from.

So I said “Should I send this one to you then”? He said, “No, you can keep this necklace as well.” I said “Ohh my gosh, thank you”!